You can trademark that?

O RLY?

I'm not sure who on the 5 train this bag belonged to, but there were other bags that said this as well. The foot in the sandal belongs to a woman who made me feel very sad. Very obese, wearing a hijab, I watched her consume about a thousand calories of sugar between Wall Street and 86th. It made me sad because I know how much sugar I might consume were I in a bad place, and how a spiral of anger directed at one's self can spin.

Jen looked at me tonight and said "you HAVE lost weight." This feels very nice.